A bossa nova to enjoy while leaving your husband.

Soon, Melania. Soon, darling. If all goes well.

"THE GIRL FROM SLOVENIA"

​Sing along! ​
to the tune of "The Girl from Ipanema"
Lyrics and Vocals by M. Berliner

Tall and tan, she made quite a bargain
The girl from Slovenia goes a-struttin
And when she passes
Each one she passes
Goes … “Hm.”

When she walks it’s like a samba
And when she talks it’s... Ay Caramba!
And when she passes
Each one she passes
Goes  “…Wait.. what?”

Be best, Melania
Soon you can say 'hasta manana'
No more Putin up with the Cheeto
Once the voters show Donald the door
You can move on without him, mi amor

Tall, tan, kind of scary
You defy the dictionary
Just keep on walking
It’s sure to be over soon
It's gotta be soon
We hope real soon
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Vote real soon.